I have a dear friend who is always calling me a lucky bastard . . . He'll pick up the phone and say, You lucky bastard! I always tell him, Yeah, that's what I am . . . But, I'm a lovable bastard . . . You can be angry with me, but not for long . . . Because, well, I'm so freakin' lovable! LOL
I was twenty feet in the air on an extension ladder today . . . My feeling? I HATE that . . . Who invented extension ladders? Probably someone I despised in a past life . . .
I once owned an orange t-shirt . . . My daughter hated that shirt! So, I'd put it on and immediately go to wherever she was . . . It was like showing a cross to a vampire! LOL
We always figure out when we're being taken for granted . . .
I was at a terrific social event Saturday evening . . . A friend became, shall we say, a LONG way beyond inebriated . . . So, I took him home to look after him . . . He slept on the couch . . . I slept on the floor . . . Maybe I slept two hours . . . Couldn't find his wife's cell number . . . Next day, we made the exchange . . . Looked like she was upset with ME . . . And I'm thinking, why aren't you thanking me?
Life is beautiful!!
Peace and love . . .
Until next time . . . Ciao!!